A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.
by SuperUnitato69 June 8, 2014
v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.
n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.
n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.
1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.
2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???
2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???
by Rockbubba November 24, 2007
v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.
Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.
You have just beeen hobbited.
You have just beeen hobbited.
by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009
Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.
by LotRPhan March 9, 2015
by Meowdontworryboutit April 7, 2021
a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
by the hobbit's nut May 4, 2008