Hispano

Somebody who frequents public transport (namely buses ) and is hence named for their manufacture - tata Hispano .

You know someone is a Hispano is they never cease to seize an opportunity to ride public transport. If you are Spanish ,
You are Hispanic- not Hispano , If you love taking the bus more than life itself - you're Hispano . If you are Spanish and
just happen to frequent the Bus scene , yes your Hispano.

hey, does Gary need a ride home from the party tomorrow night?

Nah bro, he's going Hispano .

What?, that's like three connecting bus journeys !?

I know bro , the guy just Fuckin loves buses .

by nyancat1238 May 23, 2013

hispano phone

Hispano Phone Applies to the Spanish Speaking world

Can Brazil be considered Hispano Phone ? No Because Brazil is a Portuguese Speaking Country.

by SourthernNewJerseyMexican October 25, 2013

word for hispanic spics

umm i thinn latino spics is all they're called so that's it

word for hispanic spics is i killed they're whole race and they pussied out and took credit and now their leader is in prison for them

by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Hispanic mom

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

Hispanic kiss

A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.

"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."

by RuelleR April 1, 2020

hispanio

An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.

He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.

He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.

His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.

Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.

*2 Minutes Later*

Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*

by Camrade dibber August 13, 2014

hispanic penis

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).

Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

by Jacklyn Duncan June 12, 2018