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hipster gamer

A hipster gamer is actually more social than your average person. They like a lot if old games that most have already forgotten or most people never liked. They also enjoy any game that has bizarre characters and an unconventional story line. They make great friends and can be eye openers to the less known side of the gaming world.
Person#1: "Toilet Kids was my childhood! No other game can ever reach its level of perfection!"

Person#2: "OMG, you are such a hipster gamer!"
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Hipster Game-Fisherman 

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1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.
Befuddle Tackle Store Tenant: Your using what may as well be a snapper hook for marlin fishing and you're worried about putting chafe tube through the eye of the hook with 400lb leader?
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.

Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.
Hipster Game-Fisherman by BOISC January 14, 2019

hipstergaters 

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.
"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012