hipstasian

an asian hipster

A hipstasian is that asian kid playing second guitar in your band with the bandana around his neck and moves like jagger.

by jrvoorhees December 15, 2011

Hispasian

The offspring of a Hispanic man/woman and an Asian man/woman. A rarity in modern society.

I suspect that the perfect hispasian would be the love child of Kim Jong-il and Penélope Cruz.

by Arizona Fruit Punch March 21, 2009

Hispasian

Its someone who is half or part(1/4 quarter) Hispanic and half or part( 1/4 quarter) asian.

My mom is Chinese and ecuadorian and my dad is Mexican, I'm hispasian

by Mixedlove100 March 14, 2020

Hipstorian

A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.

An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.

by Snreves January 26, 2020

Hispasian

A person who is of both Asian and/or Hispanic descent or suspected of being so.

Cesar Millan is a Hispasian or at least suspected of being so.

by dream_team_of_mean August 19, 2008

Hispasian

Someone who is hispanic and asian. They usually look like chino's (asians who look hispanic or vice versa)

My friend is hispasian, she is puerto rican and fillipino.

by DAWNofTHErisingDINOSAURSrarw December 1, 2010

Hipstians

Christian Hipsters. A new breed of religious college students, almost indiscernible from the garden variety hipsters. Hangouts include: Bible circle at campus starbucks, school christian organization buildings, protesting the local non-abortive Planned Parenthood

They travel in groups, and smell of coffee rather than PBR. Like all the religious, teetotal, and chaste they will die without coffee.

If you see someone in skinny jeans, carrying a C.S. Lewis book, watch out, you've spotted a hipstian.

Be sure not to swear in front of hipstians, unless you have a desire to spend 3 hours having self-important, pretentious, and inaccurate "interpretations" of the bible shoved down your throat.

Dude, look at those Hipster assholes.

Woah bro, those are Hipstians, check the gold-edge leather bible under his arm.

by Tom Renolds July 20, 2011