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Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.

Defined medically as "the fear of long words."
Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.

Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Patient: AHH!

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word invented by a really big asshole.
Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I don't know how to put this in a sentence.

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippomonstrosesquippedalophia is the fear of long words.
Henry: Why is the fear of long words called Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? The person who called it this way is mean. Hey, Brian, where did you go?

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words
“I’m sorry sir, you seem to have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia“
*screams*

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026