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higlety piglety 

A mess which take a very long time to sort out!
All my work is higlety piglety
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refers to a group of three hipsters living in Los Angeles who operate an underground prostitution business, catering to the profoundly old and slow. their menu of options for clients is rumored to be Hemingway-esque in length and style and includes acts such as the "Gassy Turtle" and the "Naughty Nub Rub".

In addition to their specialization in geriatric pleasure, the Hiplets are also a singing group. they sing bizarre and unnecessary a capella arrangements of R&B songs, and they are always ALWAYS drunk. whiskey drunk. They drink George Dickel Tennessee whiskey.

the hiplets are in the employment of Whiskey Houston. Whiskey is their mentor, their muse, their pimp, and their manager. She is the boss, and they do as she says.
"Childbirth was very painful and long because she was birthing Hiplets."
Hiplets by i'msoscared October 10, 2011
The lateral protrusions of a girl's hips that are out of proportion with her legs and ass. In particular, these features are obvious in tight jeans or a G-string.
No, I mean the stripper with the flat ass and those hiplets rubbing together as she stumbled around in those stilettos.
hiplets by P-kiddy January 12, 2010
This is the result of either an accidental or a forceful sexual encounter with a nigger in which some form of mentally retard half nigger higlet is spawn. Also known as a Halfrican.
Holy shit! I just raped some dumb nigger and now she's gonna give birth to a dirty nigger slave higlet!
higlet by The Supreme Nigger February 26, 2005