high-red

When boo tells u she needs to nap but would like some coffee y'alls can be sure she's high-res - so tired she's high.

fuck me I haven't slept in days I'm high-red

high-red by boyleeo August 2, 2019

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High Tech Red Neck

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

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Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

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Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

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Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

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Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

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Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

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