high lifed 

The act of getting jerked off under a table full of friends while everyone at the table knows what is going on and is uncomfortable but the person doing the jerking who thinks they are discrete and ninja like. Must take place Highlife Lounge in Des Moines. Only made better is when the jerker uses ranch dressing from the jerkee's tator tots as lube.

Man, Jon high lifed the hell out of Kyle at dinner last night and ruined his tator tot.

high lifed by the jerkee October 18, 2011

Miller High Life 

The champagne of beers.

Sorry i drank it all.

Miller High Life by Rexall October 26, 2003

Miller High Life 

A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.

We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.

Miller High Life by PopNasty February 28, 2011

High Life 

It's a way of life. It's not just about how you dress or what you smokin'. When you're high life livin', it means you're living without boundaries or limits. We don't follow rules or copy the next man, originality is the key people!!

Look at that guy over there, you can tell he's livin' the high life !!!

High Life by TheKidPhamous March 13, 2012

Miller High Life 

What god intended us to drink simple as that bitches. miller for life son.

miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.

Miller High Life by drunkasfuck January 6, 2008

Miller High Life 

The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!

Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.

Miller High Life by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Miller High Life 

Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.

Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."

Miller High Life by ric_IH December 16, 2007