high as a skunk

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.

Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016