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Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Related Words

Heavalized 

A combination of the word 'heavy' and 'virtualized'. Used to shorten a discussion with high-level IT executives for the purpose of sounding fancy.
CIO: "We are planning to add 70 servers to our environment and would like to buy some Linux to build our applications."

Jeff: "Interesting. Will this environment be heavalized?"

CIO: "What?"

Jeff: "Will it be heavily virtualized? Heavalized?"

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created 

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random
"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"
The aggressive demonstration of a man’s pectoral muscles through a low cut mens shirt.
That tank top really shows of your heavage.
Heavage by Dorp02 February 25, 2022

Heavanmaid 

A player on Runescape that kicks ass. She has girl power :)
Heavanmaid owns
Heavanmaid by vivekorn1991 September 5, 2009
An amazing person who can be very anti social and sometimes depressed. Heavan's are very nice once you get to know one though!
Person:Oh look at that girl she looks so sad
Other person: Oh its probably a Heavan
Heavan by UwU gamer girl 1234 December 16, 2019