hide and stink

Even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they pass gas or poop their diaper. This allows another child with some intestinal fortitude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be "it." A favorite game in the Bush White house, as it was well known that Bush's nose was dulled by cocaine use and Dick Cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as "WMD's" or "Weapons of Mass De-stink-tion". Carl Rove could smell a dump in the Lincoln Bedroom from the Oval office, so he was never it for very long. Condi Rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so Rove knew how how to pick his targets.

No one wanted to play "hide and stink" when it was potty time for Dubya. He had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.

hide and stink by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008

hide and stink

Even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they pass gas or poop their diaper. This allows another child with some intestinal fortitude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be "it." A favorite game in the Bush White house, as it was well known that Bush's nose was dulled by cocaine use and Dick Cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as "WMD's" or "Weapons of Mass De-stink-tion". Carl Rove could smell a dump in the Lincoln Bedroom from the Oval office, so he was never it for very long. Condi Rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so Rove knew how how to pick his targets.

No one wanted to play "hide and stink" when it was potty time for Dubya. He had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.

hide and stink by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004