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Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine
“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
hickonfidence by urbane and modest December 13, 2010

Hickok45 

A YouTube legend who can hit any steel plate, at any distance, with any firearm. His badassity level is generally purported to be somewhere between Liam Neeson and Chuck Norris. It is also a generally accepted fact that he is made of one part lead, one part copper, and one part total fucking bad ass (for example Liam Neeson is one part drunk irishman, one part jedi, one part awesome actor, and one part total fucking bad ass)

In his spare time when he isn't doing kick ass stuff - like saving attractive women from burning buildings or something - he makes video's that promote firearm's and firearm safety. His video's generally showcase a specific firearm, with which he does amazing things, things you will never be able to do.
Man: Holy cow did you see the video where Hickok45 hit a gong at 230 yards with a 1911?! That means I can do that!

Man#2: You will never be able to do that, go sit down and shut the fuck up.
Hickok45 by Jimmy the awesome man August 13, 2012

Hickory Link 

N. Equal to, or less than, a penis.
I accidentaly got my hickory linkstuck in a log.
Hickory Link by I'm so hood Dawg January 8, 2011

Hickok45 

Hickok45 is the YouTube username of a man in Middle Tennessee who produces firearm videos to be put on YouTube. He uses his username as a pseudonym, often referring to himself in third person. His videos are different then most, in that, they are not fully reviews of firearms. lacking in criticisms, pros and cons, and final verdicts that often accompany reviews. His videos are more like demonstrations, he provides useful information about the firearm and fires a number of rounds at steel targets, along with soda bottles, paint cans, and other objects.
"Hickok45 signing off. Life is good"-hickok45
Hickok45 by turk'n'JD July 26, 2011
The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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