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hickor

An Hickor is someone who is stealing your crops or steals other farm suplies.
Hey Rick have you seen jack?
Yes he is in jail because he was being an Hickor.
by Splashyfriend35 March 28, 2018
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Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine
My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan
by tombeast29 August 9, 2022
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hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
by urbane and modest December 13, 2010
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Hickok45

A YouTube legend who can hit any steel plate, at any distance, with any firearm. His badassity level is generally purported to be somewhere between Liam Neeson and Chuck Norris. It is also a generally accepted fact that he is made of one part lead, one part copper, and one part total fucking bad ass (for example Liam Neeson is one part drunk irishman, one part jedi, one part awesome actor, and one part total fucking bad ass)

In his spare time when he isn't doing kick ass stuff - like saving attractive women from burning buildings or something - he makes video's that promote firearm's and firearm safety. His video's generally showcase a specific firearm, with which he does amazing things, things you will never be able to do.
Man: Holy cow did you see the video where Hickok45 hit a gong at 230 yards with a 1911?! That means I can do that!

Man#2: You will never be able to do that, go sit down and shut the fuck up.
by Jimmy the awesome man August 13, 2012
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Hickory Link

N. Equal to, or less than, a penis.
I accidentaly got my hickory linkstuck in a log.
by I'm so hood Dawg January 8, 2011
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Hickok45

Hickok45 is the YouTube username of a man in Middle Tennessee who produces firearm videos to be put on YouTube. He uses his username as a pseudonym, often referring to himself in third person. His videos are different then most, in that, they are not fully reviews of firearms. lacking in criticisms, pros and cons, and final verdicts that often accompany reviews. His videos are more like demonstrations, he provides useful information about the firearm and fires a number of rounds at steel targets, along with soda bottles, paint cans, and other objects.
"Hickok45 signing off. Life is good"-hickok45
by turk'n'JD July 26, 2011
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Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
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