hetxpectations 

heteronormative expections of shit

"Fuck your hetxpectations" said Dead Thoroughbred.

hetxpectations by Dead Throroughbred February 4, 2015

hexpectations 

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.

Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!

hexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022