heterocool

The complete and total antithesis of anything considered douchbaggery or one of douchbag in nature.
Such to include but not limited to:
My new hair cut.
Popped polos.
Tan in a can.
Kissy faces.
Myspace pics.
Wife beaters with douchbag quips printed on them.
Designer sunglasses worn in clubs.

Mah boy Sames is the shit, that niggas got heterocool on tap.

by The Incredible Bulk DAMNIT August 17, 2008

Heterobrolationship

A relationship whereby a male and female are connected by a somehow romantic bro-like bond

If House and Wilson have a homobrolationship, then a female/male deal would be a heterobrolationship...

by werdnanoslen February 10, 2010

Heteropolitan

The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.

Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.

by ed rogers April 17, 2006

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

heterocycle

A sieres of heterosexual encounters that continue in a circle.

Jimmy had sex with Ana, who had sex with Billy, who had sex with Lisa, who had sex with Jimmy. Damn heterocycle

by Mojo-sexy October 17, 2011

heterocopter

A. An lgbtq+ ally, usually cishet, who is invasive/overly supportive and “hovers” over queer people.

B. A heterosexual person who always chimes in on lgbtq+ issues even though they have no information on the topic or haven’t experienced said issue themselves.

C. Someone who wishes they were gay or actively seeks out a gbf (gay best friend).

1. Stop asking about my sexuality so much, you’re being a heterocopter.

2. You have no idea what discrimination feels like, you heterocopter.

3. Don’t heterocopter over me, you’re not gay.

by flamingbreadsticks May 31, 2021

heterochallenged

A being that is sexually involved with a member of the same gender of their species. They are either unable, or refuse to become sexually involved with a being of the opposite sex. Also referred to as "homosexual" "gay" or "homo." In specific situations, the term "Faggot" is used to describe a male, and "Dyke" is used to describe a female. These terms are often associated with a hatred of the heterochallenged by heterosexuals.

He must be heterochallenged to kiss another guy!

by Spanio May 23, 2003