Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?
by Jim Darr May 10, 2017
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n. a suave individual, well mannered
Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.
by J. M. Stacy May 2, 2005
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Secret cult of masked people also known as the hooded ones, early Germanic ancestry.
"Same pronunciation as Hess"
by Rahn1416 March 1, 2017
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A nice way of saying, "Hell NO!."

It also can mean that you don't agree, stand up for or condone a certain activity, event, thing or what have you.
Brother: "Let me borrow $20 for gas."
Sister: HESS! I'm riding on "E."
by dhs2008 August 15, 2011
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A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. The usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. To refer to this activity they use the name "CoughingKitchen" (Kcina Tisol).....
Look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. ("Il qadsa l'Madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?") Yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk" "Il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla"
by Ix-Xitan September 5, 2009
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Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.

"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"
by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005
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a soul's counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner
Andrew, Daniel is your hess.
by Alaska's Son August 25, 2008
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