He is always neutral about everything. He is barely serious in any situation. His sarcasm is hilarious but sometimes can get really annoying. You can always trust him with your secrets because he'll never reveal them. If you a Hesam in your life, you're lucky because he's never boring.
A: What's up with that guy who lives in Semnan?
B: relax bro, he's just kidding. he's a Hesamoddin.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).