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Manifestation of the herpes simplex virus on or around the anal sphincter.
Jesse passed out in the bar last night in Cancoon. He woke up in some dude's trailer naked and well, he's probably got the Butt Herp now.
Butt Herp by tacospank April 6, 2011

I'm not here to play butterflies and flowers.

A direct reminder to an opponent that the game is meant to be hard, physical, and aggressive, and that they need to stop complaining about heavy impact, crash landings, or rough play.
Opponent gets levelled in a heavy collision, rolls over, and starts complaining that people need to play safely.
Player leans over him: "Safely? This is a contact sport. I'm not here to play butterflies and flowers. Get up.

I'm not here to play butterflies and flowers.

An elite piece of trash-talk used in contact sports. A direct reminder to an opponent that the game is meant to be hard, physical, and aggressive, and that they need to stop complaining about heavy impact, crash landings, or rough play.
Opponent gets levelled in a heavy collision, rolls over, and starts complaining that people need to play safely.
Player leans over him: "Safely? This is a contact sport. I'm not here to play butterflies and flowers. Get up."

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026