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The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

helmet diving by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Words you can keep

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

Diving helmet by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2022

German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

German Diving Helmet by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

Diving helmet

The ancestor of modern scuba diving equipment.

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

Diving helmet by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2022

Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis

Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

Tijuana diving helmet by Chato357 March 22, 2025

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026