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Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.
I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

German Diving Helmet 

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

Diving helmet

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

Tijuana diving helmet 

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis
Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.