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hellular phone 

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops
wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD) 

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.

hellolarious 

A very cool way to say hilarious by replacing the "hi" with a "hello".
Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"
hellolarious by OBCT_Killz January 12, 2010

Hellalarious 

That shit wasn't funny, it was hellalarious!
Hellalarious by J. Elsworth October 8, 2008

hillular 

The flatter form of "mountainous." Describes an area with lots of hills.
I just got out of Colorado -- seriously a mountainous area. It made Kentucky seem only hillular.
hillular by floodbud September 3, 2011

HelloHarveyLookInDescription 

Hello Harvey, I am here to say YEET in ur face cuz yeah, I am a god and this is stupid cuz I can put anything in here
HelloHarveyLookInDescription cuz ur a bot and I'm cool.