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helicuck 

In the online combined-arms combat simulation game Squad, helicopters are a great asset to any team, and require greater skill to command than any other vehicle in the game. Not many can fly them well, but the ones who can will do anything they can to beat the other pilots to the helicopter at the start of the game. Helicopters are first-come, first-serve on most public servers, unless of course you get helicucked.

"Helicucking" is when you join a new server, create a helicopter squad just before a helicopter is about to spawn at Main Base, then claim the existing helicopter squad's helicopter. It is called helicucking because it can be compared to cuckolding in real life -- in Squad, it's not your wife thats being used by another man, but it's your helicopter you waited 6 minutes for at Main Base. In this way, a Lead Pilot who watches his old helicopter fly away from Main, piloted by another guy who just joined, bears similarity to a true cuckold.

He is a cuck, he has been cucked, and he will never fly the the same again. His helicopter belongs to the trees now.

Verb: To helicuck is to successfully claim another squad's dropped-off helicopter shortly after it respawns.
Noun: A helicuck is a Lead Pilot who watches his helicopter get taken and used by another man.
Adjective: A Lead Pilot whose helicopter claim has been overridden can be described as helicucked.
SL 4: "Fuck you, bro!"
SL 9: "Command, Squad 4 has been helicucked."
CMD: "What?"
SL 4: "Dude, what the fuck I had a claim on that, you can't just come in with 18 seconds left and claim my--"
SL 9: "WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP"
SL 9: "It's okay man, you can sit in the seat next to me and watch."
helicuck by Squad Breeder August 10, 2022
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Helicocksucker 

Bubbles word from TPB meaning helicopter during the chase scene in their 2006 TPB Movie
You better speed up theres a helicocksucker on our ass

helicockter 

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon
we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
helicockter by the helicockter March 21, 2011

helicockter 

The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

Helicockters have two main uses:

-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.

-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.
Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!

Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.

Person 1: ....fag.

Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.

Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.
helicockter by Rampaging Lumberjack November 13, 2010

Helicockter 

To swing your penis around in a similar motion to the rotating blades of a helicopter
Ryan grabbed the base of his shaft and proceeded to swing his ample penis in a circular motion, performing a classic Helicockter maneuver.
Helicockter by Antrobus June 1, 2016

helicockter 

Girating ones hips so that thier penis swings around in circles.
"I was doing helicockters when I got out of the shower"
helicockter by t3h Jerz October 2, 2003

Helicock 

When you swing your penis in a circle, like the helices of a helicopter would.
“Bro, he just did the helicock!”
Helicock by mareu June 19, 2019
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