Helicocktor 

When you rotate your erect penis in a helicoptor blade fashion and slap a female or (male's) face.

Gary: I gave Sally a helicocktor last night and now she listens to me better!

Bob: That's awesome! Ima try it on Debra!

Helicocktor by Thug Nasty G-Life December 15, 2012

helicockter 

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon

we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.

helicockter by the helicockter March 21, 2011

helicockter 

The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

Helicockters have two main uses:

-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.

-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.

Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!

Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.

Person 1: ....fag.

Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.

Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.

helicockter by Rampaging Lumberjack November 13, 2010

The Helidoctors 

The best fucking local band in Appleton, Wisconsin. All the band members are dead sexy (Kdanny Heinritz, Tyler "Cupcake" Wolff & Kyle Jarchow). Their music is nectar from the God's and it also has the ability to make you feel like it's necessary to dance along at their shows. Their biggest fans are Nikki Heinritz & Megan Kimball.
I suggest if you haven't listened to the Helidoctors, look them up on iTunes and download their album, and listen to it and let the music fucking take over. You won't regret it. You'll listen to it today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.

Nikki Heinritz: Hey! The Helidoctors concert is tonight!
Megan Kimball: Fuck yes. Let's go! They're my favourite band!
Nikki Heinritz: Hey, me too! I love the sexy drummer!
Megan Kimball: That's alright, I love the lead singer!

The Helidoctors by megerzzz June 24, 2011

houston helicoptor 

The act of the male recipient laying on his back with his erected penis in the air. The female recipient then sits down on the throbbing cock causing penetration of the penis in the vagina. The male recipient then yells, "Start your engines!", while the female does repeaded 360 turns around the male body, resembling a helicoptor.

Deb and I were hoping to do some kinky shit on our anniversery, but after we did the Houston Helicoptor the dumb bitch broke up with me!

houston helicoptor by brett27 October 26, 2005

Helicockter 

To swing your penis around in a similar motion to the rotating blades of a helicopter

Ryan grabbed the base of his shaft and proceeded to swing his ample penis in a circular motion, performing a classic Helicockter maneuver.

Helicockter by Antrobus June 1, 2016

helicockter 

Girating ones hips so that thier penis swings around in circles.

"I was doing helicockters when I got out of the shower"

helicockter by t3h Jerz October 2, 2003