Hermes Staffing
When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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Heimernigger
Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable
I got killed by heimernigger
Heimernigger by Arwy December 8, 2021
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hermes • Himesh • Heimerdinger • heiress • haimes • heimish • heimer • heimer syndrome • Heimslime • hermes link
Heimerdinger
Heimerdinger by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008
Heimscheisser
German for "Home shitter": somebody who is unable to poop outside of the comforts of their own home.
"Why didn't you take a shit in the restaurant? The restroom was really clean."
"I would have if I wasn't such a Heimscheisser"
"I would have if I wasn't such a Heimscheisser"
Heimscheisser by potkachel August 25, 2017
hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Heiress
Heiress is a girl with a lot of different sides, She doesn’t like to show her feelings because it makes her feel weak even though she acts like the careless one she is secretly always putting everyone else before her, she has a strong beauty to her that people (including her) don’t recognize and you will never meet another girl as special as her, she is one of the most fun and hilarious people to have around, but she has an extremely crazy temper that she can’t control she doesn’t take disrespect very well and if your with her in public I guarantee you that you will be save, she doesn’t like people to see her temper so she acts like it’s not there but never underestimate her she will always get what she wants no matter the cost, she’s gonna be beyond successful in life, if an heiress ever likes you, you better show her you feel the same, she doesn’t waste her time with boys cause she knows she’ll be fine without them, and she’ll sacrifice it all for her family and the people she’s loves, always keep Heiress around 💕
Heiress by Alexa hope April 23, 2019
Heimerdinger
A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.
That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.
Heimerdinger by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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