hedgewig 

When you’re going down on someone with a massive bush. The bush and hedge acts like a wig.

Went down on Julie the other day. Damn she had a massive bush. I had a hedgewig.

hedgewig by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgewig 

When you go down on someone with a massive bush. Their bush and hedges act like a wig.

Bro I went down on Julie the other day. She had a massive bush. Had a total hedgewig.

hedgewig by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgepig 

a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!

watchout for that hedgepig!

hedgepig by kittensarenotcute August 4, 2009

hedgewitch 

A Hedge-witch or Hedge-Rider is a Woman or a Man who is consciously blended with his or her Higher Consciousness...Inner God/Goddess...Source Energy...Much like a Channel or Medium as those terms would apply a flow of Consciousness, however, the Hedge-Witch or Hedge-Rider will only flow energy from their "Source Energy Family", not from anything or anyone out in the Universe. They should not be confused with Green Witches, Kitchen Witches or any other tradition because their forte is not gardening or cooking, but channeling Wisdom and guidance from the non-physical.

Hedge Witch, Rider, Between the Worlds or Hedges, Multi-Consciousness, Universal Energy, Channel, Source Energy, Powerful, healer, Hedgewitch

hedgewitch by EternalWytch The HedgeRyder May 13, 2014

Hedgepig 

A particularly fat,ugly and skanky female who looks like they have been dragged through a hedge

Bloody hell that bird is a proper hedgepig!!

Hedgepig by Raspo the great February 11, 2009