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hedgewig 

When you go down on someone with a massive bush. Their bush and hedges act like a wig.
Bro I went down on Julie the other day. She had a massive bush. Had a total hedgewig.
hedgewig by icebear November 19, 2020
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hedgepig 

a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!
watchout for that hedgepig!
hedgepig by kittensarenotcute August 4, 2009

hedgewitch 

A Hedge-witch or Hedge-Rider is a Woman or a Man who is consciously blended with his or her Higher Consciousness...Inner God/Goddess...Source Energy...Much like a Channel or Medium as those terms would apply a flow of Consciousness, however, the Hedge-Witch or Hedge-Rider will only flow energy from their "Source Energy Family", not from anything or anyone out in the Universe. They should not be confused with Green Witches, Kitchen Witches or any other tradition because their forte is not gardening or cooking, but channeling Wisdom and guidance from the non-physical.
Hedge Witch, Rider, Between the Worlds or Hedges, Multi-Consciousness, Universal Energy, Channel, Source Energy, Powerful, healer, Hedgewitch

Hedgepig 

A particularly fat,ugly and skanky female who looks like they have been dragged through a hedge
Bloody hell that bird is a proper hedgepig!!
Hedgepig by Raspo the great February 11, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026