by Ian D May 7, 2012
When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.
'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'
Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'
Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'
Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'
Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'
Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'
Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'
by Moleybrad March 10, 2012
whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"
by Bryan August 13, 2004
The Hedgehog is one of the greatest experiences a couple can enjoy.
The male/female curls up like a scared hedgehog with his/her face planted into the mattress while their partner is gearing up for one of the best feelings she will ever feel, possibly even flicking her bean in preparation. Then proceeds to sit on the back of head of the hedgehoged human with her ham baguette and thrust back and fourth on their hairy head giving the feeling of facesitting a hedgehog.
Bald people unfortunately can not partake in the position of hedgehog.
The male/female curls up like a scared hedgehog with his/her face planted into the mattress while their partner is gearing up for one of the best feelings she will ever feel, possibly even flicking her bean in preparation. Then proceeds to sit on the back of head of the hedgehoged human with her ham baguette and thrust back and fourth on their hairy head giving the feeling of facesitting a hedgehog.
Bald people unfortunately can not partake in the position of hedgehog.
Amy Rose: I hedgehoged Sonic last night, the day after I've never seen him run so fast.
Knuckles: I have to try the hedgehoge.
Knuckles: I have to try the hedgehoge.
by CraigyFindlay August 17, 2018
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.
by loren goins February 22, 2004
by adam and eve's father January 27, 2012