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Heavenly shit 

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.
"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

Heavenly Sword 

When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.
Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.
Heavenly Sword by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

man this is so heavenly 

the producer tag of famous rapper S0Heavenlyy! from his hit single Diva. Used to refer when something is extremely magnificent or godlike
person1: lets go my crush likes me back
person2: man this is so heavenly

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation 

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Heavenly is a wonderful girl. She’s might be mean but she’s one of the most beautiful girls in your school. She’s usually had brown hair. She’s smart pretty funny and amazing to be around. She has a smile you can die for. She is really good at any sport. She’s is loyal in any relationship. She might be shy at first but usually when she warms up she’s fun to hang around. So if you have a heavenly in your life treat her right and never let her go because she’s rear.
Heavenly is a amazing wonderful girl
Heavenly by Cloe Bernett October 28, 2018

Heavenly Potemkin Buster 

Potemkin's Overdrive Special in Guilty Gear Strive. He fucked your dad.
Joseph: Potemkin used his Heavenly Potemkin Buster to fuck my Dad.
Ethan: He fucked me.
Joseph: Bro what the fuck?