heatloaf 

1. a large quantitiy of fresh feces;

Andrew just took a heatloaf. or Oh man that heatloaf smells heinous

heatloaf by H. Higgins April 9, 2007

headloaf 

When you loaf someone as hard as you can in the head they feel it in the genitalia.

Miniminter: I made Talia orgasm last night with a headloaf.

KSI: Oh yeah me too.

headloaf by CalimsClearysABitch April 21, 2019