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Heart Of Darkness 

1. the mean of torturing high school seniors to the point of death....seriously.

2. the shittiest novel you will EVER read...that is if you ever get past the first two words!

3. a BIG ASS WASTE OF TIME
EX:

Did you read Heart of Darkness??

the first word....FML HOLY SHIT OMG.....I HAD TO SCREAM THE SECOND WORD OUT because i couldnt handle it!!!

what was the first and second words??

Marlow WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heart Of Darkness by KB^2INC March 27, 2010

Heart of Darkness 

Brooklyn. The farther you go into the Heart of Darkness, the farther you go into Brooklyn. Brooklyn used to be more of a Heart of Darkness, but its got so gentrified that it's sucky, and not dark anymore. But you can still go deep into the confusion of Brooklyn, into the Heart of Darkness.
Henry: What's up? Where you headed?

Far into the Heart of Darkness.

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness 

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).
Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!