Heart Of Darkness

A short story by Joseph Conrad. It's the book that inspired the movie Apocalypse Now and the game Spec Ops: The Line. It explains a man's journey down a river, and the insanity that follows.

"Hey, you ever read 'Heart of Darkness'?"
"Yeah, man. That shit's fucked up. But in a good way"

Heart Of Darkness by Coconut Head's child August 11, 2016

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Heart Of Darkness

1. the mean of torturing high school seniors to the point of death....seriously.

2. the shittiest novel you will EVER read...that is if you ever get past the first two words!

3. a BIG ASS WASTE OF TIME

EX:

Did you read Heart of Darkness??

the first word....FML HOLY SHIT OMG.....I HAD TO SCREAM THE SECOND WORD OUT because i couldnt handle it!!!

what was the first and second words??

Marlow WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heart Of Darkness by KB^2INC March 27, 2010

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Heart of Darkness

Brooklyn. The farther you go into the Heart of Darkness, the farther you go into Brooklyn. Brooklyn used to be more of a Heart of Darkness, but its got so gentrified that it's sucky, and not dark anymore. But you can still go deep into the confusion of Brooklyn, into the Heart of Darkness.

Henry: What's up? Where you headed?

Far into the Heart of Darkness.

Heart of Darkness by Henry FAX! May 28, 2006

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Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).

Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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