A 1964 Cadillac Hearse is one of the very many genders there are out there. Now don't get this one mixed up with the 1966 Cadillac Hearse or you may be in trouble.
Andrew: Hey, bro, isn't Megan so hot?
Charlie: Yeah, she's-
Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?
Charlie: Yeah-
Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
Charlie: Yeah, she's-
Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?
Charlie: Yeah-
Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
by I Totally Like Reading December 3, 2016
The unpleasant result of a murder. Although less common than straight burying people, the black plastic hearse rides still happen.
Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.
Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.
Yo Eddie better cough up his "insurance" premium, unless he wants a free ride in a black plastic hearse to the nearest dumpster tonight.
by Fugly cuckling August 24, 2018
The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.
Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
by Take a Guess September 5, 2003
by Donny Diamond May 10, 2018
by Definition Man Randy Savage October 21, 2020
grandson: "What makes grandpa think he knows more than us about politics? he just watches the news."
grandma: "oh, he's just on his high hearse sweetie, don't listen to him."
grandma: "oh, he's just on his high hearse sweetie, don't listen to him."
by supersecretspud October 8, 2020
Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.
The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.
by young fogey March 9, 2014