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you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

put your head out of the stand! 

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!
I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

Head Standing Up 

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

Standing Head 

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."
Standing Head by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011

sandal head 

A term to describe someone who is obsessed with sandals; preferring sandals over sneakers; opposite of sneakerhead
Adam: Yo look at this fucking sandal head LMAO
Mohammad: Cmon bruh sandals be comfy tho...
sandal head by sc55555 June 8, 2020

Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.
Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!