head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

head crabs

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

by check_minus May 18, 2008

head crab

See wordheadcrab/word.

The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab's host.

by Tiki Man September 09, 2003

Crab Head

Describing somebody as having pubic hair on their head that has crabs in it, said/meant as a joke, and is mostly said in a ridiculous tone, that usually sounds somewhat Liverpudlian (please take no offense from this).

1. That guy's a crab head!
2. Ye' crab head
3. <Name>'s a crab

by DatSyrup May 04, 2014