head crab

See wordheadcrab/word.

The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab's host.

by Tiki Man September 09, 2003

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro November 02, 2008

head crabs

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

by check_minus May 18, 2008

Crab Head

Describing somebody as having pubic hair on their head that has crabs in it, said/meant as a joke, and is mostly said in a ridiculous tone, that usually sounds somewhat Liverpudlian (please take no offense from this).

1. That guy's a crab head!
2. Ye' crab head
3. <Name>'s a crab

by DatSyrup March 25, 2014