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Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.
My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.
by DJP August 23, 2003
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The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.
I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
by Calixity July 29, 2005
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Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.
I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.
by Pierre D June 16, 2006
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The stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having sex.

David: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.
by The Great Cornholio Of UD September 14, 2009
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The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.
Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!
by MadManManic December 28, 2006
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Awesome stuff that accumulates on a hooded dick. Ripens with age. An acquired taste.
that homo loves my headcheese
by Nikhil_Kapoor February 09, 2006
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Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)
Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.
by Newbits September 10, 2011
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