head cheese 

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

head cheese by DJP August 23, 2003

head cheese 

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

head cheese by Pierre D June 17, 2006

Head Cheese 

Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)

Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.

Head Cheese by Newbits September 14, 2011

head cheese 

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

head cheese by I snort cocaine August 5, 2010

head cheese 

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.

Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.

head cheese by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

Head Cheese 

Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.

1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!

2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P

Head Cheese by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

head cheese 

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

head cheese by Dave September 22, 2004