head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

by Pierre D June 17, 2006

head cheese

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

by I snort cocaine August 05, 2010

head cheese

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.

Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.

by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

head cheese

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

by Dave September 22, 2004

Head-cheese

The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.

Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!

by MadManManic January 01, 2007

Head Cheese

Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)

Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.

by Newbits September 14, 2011