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Head off means shall we go now?
by Servant April 11, 2005
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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
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Head Off To Vermont

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.
Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”
by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018
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head off the desk

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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took their head off

1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.
"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"
by Mr. Wundirphal April 17, 2009
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A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009
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