Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

hazel nut

While performing anal sex with a partner, you climax inside of the recipients anus. The by-product of that of which is released is considered "hazel nut"

Yo! I fucked that bitch in the ass. Then she shit out my hazel nut all over the bowl

by AssBlaster666 December 10, 2011

Haze nut

The overwhelming need to “nut” in the next hole attached to a human you see.

John: “Hi Pete, I have a desire to Haze nut in you.”
Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”

by Dr. Huntil August 27, 2021

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 5, 2022

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

sticky kick in the hazelnuts

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.

Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

by MrJenkins October 22, 2010