hay baling

The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.

I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.

by Chew Skeeter September 18, 2016

Hay-Bale

A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.

The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.

My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.

by RoosterMan0077 September 01, 2013

Oklahoma Hay Bale

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow

Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale

by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019

kick the hay bale

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.

Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?

by Terry Ogre March 02, 2010

Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored

Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

by Goofalicious February 13, 2023

Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods

Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore

I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy

Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.

by Jimmy garden March 23, 2021