I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.

inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."

by having relations April 1, 2012