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Having Sex 

Doing laundry.
Got so much dirty sex around the house... Gonna be having sex this weekend.
Having Sex by donnya June 28, 2021

having sex 

Im having sex with my friend, "aahhh" it's so good.
having sex by Flimsssyyy April 15, 2021

Having Sex 

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
2 people were having sex

having sex with harry potter 

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

Having sex with a muffin 

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
Having sex with a muffin by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

Having Sex With A Turkey

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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