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have a good one 

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...
customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."
have a good one by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Have a good one 

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.
VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir
Have a good one by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one 

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.
"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

have a good one 

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language
DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one
have a good one by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Have a good one

A friendly way of saying Goodbye.
"It's been good man."
"Yeah man! Have a good one."
Have a good one by Android1639 December 20, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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