hating Portland

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"

hating Portland by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

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