hate machine
The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.
hate machine by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008
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hate machine
Being a brittney. Indirect descendent to either Satan or Cthulu; generations of facts yet to be decisively determined. Purely evil guised in the form of innocence and sincerity. Lardomus the great 200 A.D. quotes: "That damn brittney is a hate machine, may that hate machine burn in the hells from whence she came!".
hate machine by Pikos March 24, 2008
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pretty hate machine by warmplace34 February 19, 2008
Pretty Hate Machine
A term for an angst-filled youth who tries too hard to look the part of a rebellious teen. Also the name of the first Nine Inch Nails album.
Pretty Hate Machine by sirselfdestruct November 27, 2005
internet hate machine
An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").
internet hate machine by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009
Internet Hate Machine
A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.
Internet Hate Machine by anonymous January 16, 2008
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