harry kane 

The best English Striker of all time

Harry Kane had just scored a screamer!

harry kane by JustDjed May 13, 2023

Harry Kane 

An English striker who plays for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur. In his breakout season (14/15) he scored 21 league goals and 30 total in all competitions which was enough for him to be awarded the PFA Young player of the Year award, and last season he won the Premier League 'golden boot', with 25 league goals scored, as well as scoring a total of 32 goals in all competitions.

He has also played 17 times for the England national team, scoring 5 goals.

'He's One Of Our Own,
He's One Of Our Oooown,
Harry Kane,
He's One Of Our Own!'

Harry Kane by SemajCOYS September 5, 2016

Harry Kane 

To turn up somewhere uninvited and proceed to ruin the night for everyone.

I never invited him, he just Harry Kaned his way in.

Harry Kane by POICOYI June 1, 2019

Harry Kane 

The act of Jizzing on somebody's walking stick.

The crippled woman down the road likes her husband to give her a Harry Kane.

Harry Kane by CuggyMunt May 25, 2023

Harry Kane 

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football

Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.

Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have

Harry Kane by MomentsFC July 15, 2024

Harry Kane

The act of flopping and bitching in front of an incompetent center referee.

Did you see how England Harry Kaned the game?

Harry Kane by Orangeprostate July 11, 2026

Harry Kane curse 

The English striker Harry Kane's participation in a team often seems to cast a shadow of ill luck upon their chances of securing any silverware. His presence has been associated with a perceived decrease in the team's likelihood of winning trophies, creating a narrative of unfortunate outcomes for the squad.

It seems Bayern have caught the Harry Kane curse too.

Harry Kane curse by polio_fingers December 9, 2023