harlib

a complete lack of closing skills. Also means weak, useless, and typically overweight.

That was a complete laydown. You're a total harlib.

by J. Ewey July 1, 2007

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Harliano

The Italian American Harley Riders Association

A motorcyclist of Italian American descent that rides a Harley Davidson

Motorcyclists who ride with Harliano represent The Italian American Harley Riders Association

You do not have to ride a Harley Davidson Motorcycle or be of Italian American descent to join Harliano

by Harliano Riders July 10, 2016

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harlib • harli • Harlie • halibut • haribo • harliv • harlin • haliburton • haribol • halibutt

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

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Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

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Haribo Roulette

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

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