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happy harry hard on 

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.

Happy Harry's 

A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.
Happy Harry's is to Duane Read of NYC.
Happy Harry's by Blue Eyes February 17, 2005

Delaware Happy Harry

When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.
Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.
Delaware Happy Harry by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

happy time harry 

the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.
"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry

Mall Harpy 

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
Mall Harpy by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

sullen harpy 

A morose teenager who feels just because she is having a hormonal low, or a hangover, or withdrawals, it makes it ok to abuse people.
Nancy, quit being a sullen harpy to your grandma!
sullen harpy by trueboo July 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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