happy harry 

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face

last night i gave my partner a happy harry

happy harry by who cares June 18, 2006

happy harry hard on 

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.

Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.

happy harry hard on by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014

Happy Harry's 

A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.

Happy Harry's is to Duane Read of NYC.

Happy Harry's by Blue Eyes February 17, 2005

Delaware Happy Harry

When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.

Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.

Delaware Happy Harry by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

happy time harry 

the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.

"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry

happy time harry by d fCkiiiiNn maGsssss February 19, 2009

Mall Harpy 

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

Mall Harpy by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

sullen harpy 

A morose teenager who feels just because she is having a hormonal low, or a hangover, or withdrawals, it makes it ok to abuse people.

Nancy, quit being a sullen harpy to your grandma!

sullen harpy by trueboo July 13, 2005