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happy dance 

a dance performed by an animal called the lachlan cameron, a subspecies of asparagus. it involves swinging his girly arms around while kind of jumping on the spot.
possibly a dance to show his hapiness, or a mating ritual, the lachlan often performs this dance to men and young boys
two boys nick and angus, reported to police yesterday that a creature had attacked them by using its swinging arms and a thrusting hip movement. the boys are now in a critical condition. the creature has been descibed as having girly arms and was happily dancing away
happy dance by jason hua February 7, 2005

Happy dance 

When a naked male turns his hips left and right and his penis slaps against his leg making a clapping sound.
Guy 1: Damn yo, my girl was cheating on me but I just did a happy dance and got over it

Guy 2: yeah I bet the guy she was cheating on you with can't even happy dance
Guy 1: AHAHAHA lil dick bitch😂
Happy dance by LilFarquaad November 19, 2016

happy dance 

the mating call of the sexually undefined lachlan cameron for his also sexually undefined matting partner angus oke.
holy shit its angus, lachlan must be doing the happy dance
happy dance by bigyun February 7, 2005

Happy Dance 

Moving in such a manor in front of the refrigerator as though the contents bring you an energy or show your erection so that you express your great enthusiasm with such a happy dance.
Mannie performed his happy dance when he spotted the leftover Big Mac in the fridge:]
Happy Dance by Eelizabeth Paige October 7, 2008

Horizontal Happy Dance 

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....

Larry's Happy Dance

Where you tie a yellow box to a ceiling fan upside down and stand with your hands behind your head and everytime she spins around you thrust your hips.
Donnie tied the hooker to the fan and utilized Larry's Happy Dance
Larry's Happy Dance by Tyler JW June 10, 2007
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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