IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.
by Ming Mong Handler December 18, 2007
Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
by Attica1979 September 24, 2007
A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 July 5, 2006
That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.
by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005
A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.
"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."
by No Name Johnny September 6, 2005
This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.
Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.
by FreekyD February 16, 2020
Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010