Mississippi Meat Handled 

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

Mississippi Meat Handled by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

crotch-handled 

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

crotch-handled by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

Handled 

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

Handled by Dman16 May 16, 2010

handled his baggage 

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

handled his baggage by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010

Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

Man handled by Frederickdotcom November 3, 2013

Kelsey Handled 

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin

Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!

Kelsey Handled by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011

mop handled 

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

mop handled by Weazle December 13, 2008