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hand turkey 

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"
hand turkey by John Diack January 9, 2008

hand turkey 

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.
hand turkey by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Hand Turkey of Shame 

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

Turkey Hand 

1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.
Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.

handturkey

A turkey drawn by placing your hand on the drawing canvas (i.e. chalckboard, paper, wall, etc.) and trace your hand, add a beak, feet, maybe a wing, and that little red flap of skin thing that is customary for turkeys to have.
Come on class, today in kindergarten we will make handturkeys!
YAY!
handturkey by Mr. Riggs November 27, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026