Girl: "I had a lot of fun with him last night. After a few drinks I was getting horny, but since the guy is a hammer I didn't get any, and had to drop the drunk bastard off at his home."
by Muerte el Gardino October 15, 2003
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An idiot, moron, someone lacking intelligence.
Bob doesn't know anything he is just a hammer
by EricF January 24, 2007
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A common greeting between males. Both parties make a fist and one will hit the bottom of his fist to the top of the others. After which, the action is reciprocated. Often chained with the Fist or Rootbeer
Hey what's up Rob (Hammer, Hammer Rootbeer)? Oh nothing, just unpacking this unbelievably awesome T-Molding. Zonino!!!!
by Noslot February 1, 2008
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1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid
He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"
by sick pick September 5, 2009
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VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.
"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."
by Hamme February 9, 2008
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A slang term used to refer to something as fashionably attractive or impressive. Hammer refers to "2 Legit 2 Quit", a song by rap artist Hammer, released in 1991 as both the title track and first single of his third studio album, Too Legit to Quit. It proved to be successful in the U.S., peaking at the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, at #5. The single also peaked at #60 on the UK Singles Chart. Hit songs "This is the Way We Roll" and "2 Legit 2 Quit" were performed by Hammer on Saturday Night Live. Along with "Addams Groove", and other songs, "2 Legit 2 Quit" was featured in the film The Addams Family in 1991.
Rap artists of the 2010's used the term to replace "Cool" or "Legit".
EXAMPLE 1:
"Yo dawg, that shit is Hammer"
EXAMPLE 2:
Mikey: "Yo, check out this new vapor pen I got from the vapor shop"
Mr. Locs: "Hammer."
by tommartinezjr December 11, 2013
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