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ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.
I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!
by j-dang April 24, 2015
mugGet the ham on bunsmug.

ham bun

Hemroid. A nasty one. One that makes you want to cry and it's large enough to be the main course on your dinner plate.
I got this terrible ham bun from giving birth. It won't go away no matter how much pep-h I put on it!
by Smellymelly2014 January 17, 2014
mugGet the ham bunmug.

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