ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 February 25, 2012

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022

Ham and Cheese

A DIY home rolled smoke comprised of both hash and marijuana whereby both substances are added to tobacco before being placed and rolled between cigarette papers to form an alternative 'sandwich' of sorts

Will we roll a "Ham and Cheese" for the buzz

by FrogDogg September 9, 2021

tearky mc cheese ham everything

tearky
mc
cheese
ham
everything

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything

by elbest696 November 24, 2021